April 2012
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theseawhispers:
If living in bed were a sport, I’d be the champion of the world.
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March 31, 2012- A short poem about my day:
Work blew,
and I miss you.
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Sunday means pancakes and yoga.
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I just got a bunch of awesome movies from the library!
March 2012
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I’m glad I ended up going out last night.
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To party or not to party. That is the question.
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My Daughter Has Chosen the Dark Side
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It sickens me that people will go to such lengths to destroy their own cities.
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thatmouth:
ihopericksantorum:
“We know the candidate Barack Obama what he was like, the anti-war goverment nigg—the uh—…” Wow.
ya blew it rick
Every time this man opens his mouth it’s disaster.
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Evan: Fuck Gary Oldman
Me: TAKE THOSE DIRTY WORDS BACK
Evan: never
ever
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ever
Me: I can't forgive you for this
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I CANNOT WAIT TO GO TO EURO DELI WHEN I GET BACK. POLKA SANDWICH, YOU GET IN MAH BELLY!!
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People who are helplessly in love make me sick.
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Am I the only one who thinks this Trayvon Martin incident is being taken a bit out of control? I understand that he was flat out murdered, but this happens to hundreds of children and adults everyday. Why does one kid in Florida finally open our eyes? Wait, I know why, but maybe I just don’t have a soul?
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So I woke up this morning in a pool of my own... →
itscandidlycara:
Wait, let me back up.
Hi, my name is Cara and I’m a 21 year old woman. Every 28 days, give or take, I have a period. And it fucking sucks. Today, was one of those where I take from the 28 day cycle. I wasn’t due for another period for at least a week, but considering that my period is pretty much permanently irregular, I get to wake up a lot of mornings in a pool of my own blood....
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highdecades:
people whose favorite movies that are like, stepbrothers and the hangover are the worst kind of people
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I wish people were all trees and I think I could enjoy them then.
– Georgia O’Keeffe
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March 28, 2012
I still feel the shake
from when my soul would quake
A thousand pieces falling
the only way out was crawling
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The one day I can sleep in and landscapers wake me up. GO THE FUCK AWAY
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Me: If you wont let me marry Gary Oldman, I wont let you re-enlist into the military.
Evan: I'll never reenlist, but if WWIII happens I'll get recalled into arms.
Me: Tell them you don't have arms.
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deviledgreg:
Escalators are a really fun place to fart.
Oh my.
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I have this awkward crush on the state of Montana.
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yitzytaughtme replied to your photo: Whatchu doin on DS9, Riker?
Just bein a boss. Also, how do you like DS9?
It’s… interesting.
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I’ve decided that I have super strength.
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-Ok Steph, get out of bed, clean your room. Do it. Doooo it.
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Clothes are stupid.
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